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NATHAN FORD

Nathan spends most of his time in a cage in the basement of the Los Angeles Public Library where he was found at the young age of 13, naked and sustaining himself on insects and book paste. (The cage came later because he found the surroundings comfortable.) Once he learned to speak and was finally housebroken he found a knack for comedy through frightening the library staff while they went to the bathroom and scaring the children, though not in the bathroom - that is just wrong. He makes a living doing various odd jobs, nothing sexual unless it's discussed with his pediatrician first. He still lives in the cage because, "It's the only thing that's ever felt like home, purr, purr, purr..." Nathan is an eagle scout and an accomplished saxophone player, and has been told by scientists that he has no mind of his own, that he is an Aries and likes long walks on the beach. He was also told that he was an avid fan of Michael Bolton, but no evidence has been found to support this. His favorite food is protein supplement fed intravenously because, "There's just no other way to truly enjoy it."