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oscar ramirez

There is no information available on the original birthplace or date of birth for Oscar D. Ramirez. Historians claim his first contact with civilization came during the days of the Vikings. Nordic poems entitled "Oscar and Sven at it Again" and "BroomHilda: Scent of a Woman by Oscar D. Ramirez" prove as evidence of his cultural impact even back then. It would be centuries later before we would see the return of Oscar, when in one very "hazy and liqoured up" state Oscar bet then president Abraham Lincoln that he must go to the theatre with his wife if a silver dollar landed on tails; Lincoln chose heads. Oscar felt so bad about the outcome, he introduced the "penny" to congress in
Lincoln
's honor. Shortly after its approval, Oscar disappeared. Ramirez re-appeared once again in the '80s as part of the AY-Team, a spanish spin-off of the popular
US
series the A-Team. He starred as Victor Chinchilla, the leader of a vigilante group who made their sole purpose eradicating drug use and promoting positive Latino figures rather than just stereotypes. The series was cancelled after one episode. Today Oscar divides his time between Unmentionables, fighting crime, and his part-time job at Staples.
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